- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -- Rodney Dangerfield
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -- Henny Youngman
- If a man is talking in a forest and there is no woman with him, is he still wrong ?
- A woman has the last word in any argument...Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other
day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a
big red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!